Some memories I remember...and some I don't ...and the ones I don't remember are the best of them all! - Ben Burnley (Breaking Benjamin)
Reporter: Are you a mod or a rocker? Ringo: Um, no. I'm a mocker.
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken! - Lewis Black
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
- Tony Bennet
We'd nailed up this ad 'Band looking for a tough singer' and gotten a few replies, one of them from a guy called Ozzy. As we were going to see him I told my pal 'I hope it's not the Ozzy that goes to my school, 'cos he scares me'. It was. -Geezer Butler
(Black Sabbath)
Radio personality: You're beautiful. James Blunt: ...and you're high.
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman." - Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)
He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - on Marilyn Manson - Alice Cooper
GERARD- "When Mikey was little I used to tell him my play-doe was candy and he used to eat it." MIKEY- "Don't tell them that! When you were little you used to eat glue." GERARD- "But that was good." MIKEY- "Yeah, the play-doe kinda sucked."